Womanizer womanizer Womanizer!!
Yeah, that song is all about me.
Britney Spears licked, kissed, caressed and wrestled me down.
Other people’s wheelbarrow damn fast. Mine jam at one place ne.
Back and forth, zero motion. Not to forget, the wheelbarrow was hell noisy.
Lubricating oil’s expensive laaa!!! Teehee =)
Sorry, I’m too free today =/
I dumped Britney Spears and got her singing. Bewailing her dissatisfaction in love and praising my godlikeness.
I put Harry Potter’s magic stick to shame yuuhh!!
Well, actually I don’t like Britney Spears type of woman. Contrary to everyone’s belief, I’m a man who prefers love above sex!
Whyla don’t trust me? =( *puppy eyes*
Nowadays, guys have something in common. They love Jessica Alba and Megan Foxx. On the other hand, girls love Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt and their list of names is bottomless pit. Thank you Brad Pitt, it rhymes =)
I never go crazy over any celebs in my life. Being a single, you tend to fantasize more often of your other half. Forgive me for telling you celebs I like in entertainment industry. This time around I prefer to scout for younger girls. Paedophile I may sound...i am a successful one k, you dumbass!!! And they are the girls from Disney!!!
Miley Cyrus
She plays the main role in Hannah Montana. A normal girl during the day and a teen pop sensation at night. I was very curious how she got so famous, so I watched the show and I thought it was a great, considering that it’s a kid show. I know it’s for kids and a tough man with testosterone powered shoudn’t watch this show.
But but but but..
she has millions of viewers, tell me there are no adults watching it? After all I’m just a curious dick hunting for what’s hot. I caught Brylcreem and Pizza Hut stealing the “You get the best of both world” line. Charming she is huh? Still, I gotta admit I hate her voice the most, no offence, sometimes it does sound like broken engine. It’ll be really frustrating if you wanna “do things” secretly with her and she...
RAWR!!!…lolwtf? Say what?
Her famous fan:
- Davedays@ http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays?ob=1
- Obama's daughters (Heard Miley's gonna perform in White House)
Demi Lovato
Well, I don’t really know her very well compared to the others. I only got the chance to watch her in Bandcamp. She has the best vocals among all female Disney stars and she made me love chin dimples because it looks very adorable on her cute face. Dimples are actually gene mutation. They gotta be the best mutation ever happened to mankind. Behold the power of mutation!
Not to forget she has a very feminine voice. It’s like a concoction of cheery, blackcurrent, apple pie….and I likey! Researchers show that straight male get excited when they hear female with high pitch voice.
The higher the better. The science behind it is that the high pitch voice is an almost accurate indicator of the hormonal level in a female body. Hormonal levels in females are associated with fertility.
Therefore, voices like those send subtle message that sounds like, “Hey, hottie…Mama’s got that thang! Yo hoddie come grab em while it’s smokin’ hot”. “This is Me” and “Get Back” by her sounds really nice. Go and listen!
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
I personally think that she is the best looking Disney star eventhough I was told many times by my mom that she isn’t really pretty. She can sing, dance and act very well.
Nearly a year ago she was involved in a sex scandal. Her nude photo was leaked n yada yada yada. She said she made those for Zac Efron’s eyes, to surprise him. In the end, I was the surprised guy. WTF.COM.CN?!!
She looks so sweet and innocent, how could she??! For that, she nearly lost her job but Disney believes in second chance and so she hold on to Gabriella Montez. I kinda believe that those pics are just a tip of an iceberg. Seldom, people got caught the first time doing “crime”. She must have mustered her confidence after several attempts and got caught during final showdown =)
Yeah, you can do sex, but not when you are having a contract with Disney?
HSM3 is out and I haven’t watch it yet, cause some friends of mine say it’s for gays. I guess I’ll watch it out of love.
Hudgen's maniac gave no mercy for Zac weeeyyy!!!
Taylor Swift
She composes songs about love and boys. I prefer
Haha…my comment damn demeaning in a way. But you got to like her, a down to earth and gorgeous girl. Who doesn’t?
I’ll be the prince and you be the princess, it’s a love story baby just say yes”
Let’s imagine her teaching me guitar while watching the sunset. Awwww…lovely eh? At night is my turn to teach her mathslaa!!!
“_ _ _ is like maths
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Hope it don’t multiply"
Me best maths teacherlaaa...terry tee, your days are gone!!!
Well, I went to Monash Uni today for kicks. I was helped by a male guard with LIPSTICKS. That's just awfully pretty, Mr. Guard?
Anyway, I’m afraid I can’t meet the requirement. The fear and trepidation is overwhelming. OMGlaaa…save me!!! Im not looking forward towards my graduation night because it all means nothing if I don’t meet the requirement.
I gave my bestest but I didn’t study constantly, which I regret. Nerd damn kewl wert? Whack people’s ass in exam ne. Oh yeah, Tropic Thunder is overrated =(
I'm at your doorstep...don't kick me, will you?
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