Bye bye -Mariah Carey-

Alligator's cock zymase everyone.
(My Japanese damn powderful…like Chua Soi Lek ne)

He’s my hero actually
A wonderful comeback kid and for a middle-aged man, he has got TREMENDOUS stamina.

You have to SEE it to BELIEVE it wey!!!

Malaysia Boleh!
Datuk pun bolehla!

Teehee =D !

I know its kinda late to have a blog now, considering im a young dick with blood and energy blasting in full cylinders.

Many people put me to shame already. Such as:


Voldemort


Retired Emma Watson

Maybe i should show appropriate bloggers whom i respect:


Lao Zha Bo who is younger at heart than me..and of course politicians such as Tun Mahathir and many others. We won't be surprise to see Tun wearing a mohawk, chasing after Obama?



Instead of wallow in self pity. Let me introduce myself..i'm 18 year old dude who believe that there is no secret ingredient in success. Hardwork and the right attitude is the way la my friends!



Well my dream is to be a perfectionist, to be a guy that is capable of everything. Be it music, science, sports or arts. Sadly, most of the time it turned out to be cakap kosong. Dying to live or living to die is here for me to rant about life. Life's a big word. Its now or never.

Whether it's the moment you suddenly enjoy wrist cutting or the moment u just wanna have liquid release =)


Oh yeeeeaahhhh baby!!!

I share this blog with a fren of mine, kit weng. Apparently, i hate cats =(

This is my first time blogging, dont tell your grandma if i suck k?
I know its cheesy, dorky and crappy, just like some of those below:

Patient: I think you left a scissors in my stomach
Doctor: Its ok, I have a spare one

Jury: Why do u print fake money?
Convict: Because I don’t know how to print real money

Robber 1: Shall we count how much we stole from the bank?
Robber 2: Lets just read today’s headline.

Thats all for now. Keep coming for more if u love it. Thanks =)