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where's jia.. ma de never update.. balls.. exams are coming.. this is so not cumming.. anyway i am sick of mcd's lar.. this week i've been there nearly what.. 24 hours.. no kidding.. ask zwee and ethan.. haha.. bunch of unhealthys.. study.. exam.. mocks.. on the way.. a lvls.. this sucks.. =(

GREEN

secksy kan this blog colour? thx.. haha :D cheers ! piano time.. ciozzz hoho

Womanizer -Britney Spears-

Womanizer womanizer Womanizer!!

Yeah, that song is all about me.
Britney Spears licked, kissed, caressed and wrestled me down.

Other people’s wheelbarrow damn fast. Mine jam at one place ne.

Back and forth, zero motion. Not to forget, the wheelbarrow was hell noisy.

Lubricating oil’s expensive laaa!!! Teehee =)

Sorry, I’m too free today =/

I dumped Britney Spears and got her singing. Bewailing her dissatisfaction in love and praising my godlikeness.

I put Harry Potter’s magic stick to shame yuuhh!!

Well, actually I don’t like Britney Spears type of woman. Contrary to everyone’s belief, I’m a man who prefers love above sex!

Whyla don’t trust me? =( *puppy eyes*

Nowadays, guys have something in common. They love Jessica Alba and Megan Foxx. On the other hand, girls love Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt and their list of names is bottomless pit. Thank you Brad Pitt, it rhymes =)

I never go crazy over any celebs in my life. Being a single, you tend to fantasize more often of your other half. Forgive me for telling you celebs I like in entertainment industry. This time around I prefer to scout for younger girls. Paedophile I may sound...i am a successful one k, you dumbass!!! And they are the girls from Disney!!!

Miley Cyrus

She plays the main role in Hannah Montana. A normal girl during the day and a teen pop sensation at night. I was very curious how she got so famous, so I watched the show and I thought it was a great, considering that it’s a kid show. I know it’s for kids and a tough man with testosterone powered shoudn’t watch this show.

But but but but..

she has millions of viewers, tell me there are no adults watching it? After all I’m just a curious dick hunting for what’s hot. I caught Brylcreem and Pizza Hut stealing the “You get the best of both world” line. Charming she is huh? Still, I gotta admit I hate her voice the most, no offence, sometimes it does sound like broken engine. It’ll be really frustrating if you wanna “do things” secretly with her and she...

RAWR!!!…lolwtf? Say what?

Her famous fan:

• Davedays@ http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays?ob=1

• Obama's daughters (Heard Miley's gonna perform in White House)

Demi Lovato

Well, I don’t really know her very well compared to the others. I only got the chance to watch her in Bandcamp. She has the best vocals among all female Disney stars and she made me love chin dimples because it looks very adorable on her cute face. Dimples are actually gene mutation. They gotta be the best mutation ever happened to mankind. Behold the power of mutation!

Not to forget she has a very feminine voice. It’s like a concoction of cheery, blackcurrent, apple pie….and I likey! Researchers show that straight male get excited when they hear female with high pitch voice.

The higher the better. The science behind it is that the high pitch voice is an almost accurate indicator of the hormonal level in a female body. Hormonal levels in females are associated with fertility.

Therefore, voices like those send subtle message that sounds like, “Hey, hottie…Mama’s got that thang! Yo hoddie come grab em while it’s smokin’ hot”. “This is Me” and “Get Back” by her sounds really nice. Go and listen!

Vanessa Anne Hudgens

I personally think that she is the best looking Disney star eventhough I was told many times by my mom that she isn’t really pretty. She can sing, dance and act very well.

Nearly a year ago she was involved in a sex scandal. Her nude photo was leaked n yada yada yada. She said she made those for Zac Efron’s eyes, to surprise him. In the end, I was the surprised guy. WTF.COM.CN?!!

She looks so sweet and innocent, how could she??! For that, she nearly lost her job but Disney believes in second chance and so she hold on to Gabriella Montez. I kinda believe that those pics are just a tip of an iceberg. Seldom, people got caught the first time doing “crime”. She must have mustered her confidence after several attempts and got caught during final showdown =)

Yeah, you can do sex, but not when you are having a contract with Disney?

HSM3 is out and I haven’t watch it yet, cause some friends of mine say it’s for gays. I guess I’ll watch it out of love.

Hudgen's maniac gave no mercy for Zac weeeyyy!!!

Taylor Swift

She composes songs about love and boys. I prefer Taylor over Carrie Underwood because Taylor Swift’s songs show how much she cares for love. So I believe, people who place great importance in love make good love partner. It’s quite cool to have a girl that massages your ego thru songs eh?

Haha…my comment damn demeaning in a way. But you got to like her, a down to earth and gorgeous girl. Who doesn’t?

I’ll be the prince and you be the princess, it’s a love story baby just say yes”

Let’s imagine her teaching me guitar while watching the sunset. Awwww…lovely eh? At night is my turn to teach her mathslaa!!!

“_ _ _ is like maths

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs
Hope it don’t multiply"

Me best maths teacherlaaa...terry tee, your days are gone!!!

Well, I went to Monash Uni today for kicks. I was helped by a male guard with LIPSTICKS. That's just awfully pretty, Mr. Guard?

Anyway, I’m afraid I can’t meet the requirement. The fear and trepidation is overwhelming. OMGlaaa…save me!!! Im not looking forward towards my graduation night because it all means nothing if I don’t meet the requirement.

I gave my bestest but I didn’t study constantly, which I regret. Nerd damn kewl wert? Whack people’s ass in exam ne. Oh yeah, Tropic Thunder is overrated =(

I'm at your doorstep...don't kick me, will you?

BALLS

CHECK CHECK.. woo blogggg.. all creds to jia dick.. cheers ! :) i've exams lar UPDATE WHAT.. : | please.. i need to study.. bugger off m8.. jia's real secksy.. so in the mean time.. while i'm away.. he'll keep you entertained :) he's damn good at dancing *hint hint haha

Bye bye -Mariah Carey-

Alligator's cock zymase everyone.
(My Japanese damn powderful…like Chua Soi Lek ne)

He’s my hero actually
A wonderful comeback kid and for a middle-aged man, he has got TREMENDOUS stamina.

You have to SEE it to BELIEVE it wey!!!

Malaysia Boleh!
Datuk pun bolehla!

Teehee =D !

I know its kinda late to have a blog now, considering im a young dick with blood and energy blasting in full cylinders.

Many people put me to shame already. Such as:


Voldemort


Retired Emma Watson

Maybe i should show appropriate bloggers whom i respect:


Lao Zha Bo who is younger at heart than me..and of course politicians such as Tun Mahathir and many others. We won't be surprise to see Tun wearing a mohawk, chasing after Obama?



Instead of wallow in self pity. Let me introduce myself..i'm 18 year old dude who believe that there is no secret ingredient in success. Hardwork and the right attitude is the way la my friends!



Well my dream is to be a perfectionist, to be a guy that is capable of everything. Be it music, science, sports or arts. Sadly, most of the time it turned out to be cakap kosong. Dying to live or living to die is here for me to rant about life. Life's a big word. Its now or never.

Whether it's the moment you suddenly enjoy wrist cutting or the moment u just wanna have liquid release =)


Oh yeeeeaahhhh baby!!!

I share this blog with a fren of mine, kit weng. Apparently, i hate cats =(

This is my first time blogging, dont tell your grandma if i suck k?
I know its cheesy, dorky and crappy, just like some of those below:

Patient: I think you left a scissors in my stomach
Doctor: Its ok, I have a spare one

Jury: Why do u print fake money?
Convict: Because I don’t know how to print real money

Robber 1: Shall we count how much we stole from the bank?
Robber 2: Lets just read today’s headline.

Thats all for now. Keep coming for more if u love it. Thanks =)